Hym "Because I can imagine you waking up in my apartment... Or getting put to sleep in my apartment..."
by Hym Iam April 5, 2023
Get the Apartmentmug. Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.
dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.
by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017
Get the dog friendly apartmentmug. .
《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》
by Ezcemaja March 9, 2025
Get the 《¤》Rafael《¤》Tejada《¤》Defecated《¤》On《¤》An《¤》Empty《¤》Apartment《¤》For《¤》Me《¤》To《¤》Commemorate 《¤》The《¤》Fact《¤》That《¤》I《¤》Wanted《¤》To《¤》Defecate《¤》On《¤》A《¤》Babysitters《¤》Bathtub《¤》Because《¤》The《¤》Bathtub《¤》Drain《¤》Looks《¤》Like《¤》The《¤》Static《¤》Shock《¤》mug. The act of dashing to one's own bedroom naked, in the presence of roommates, after forgetting to bring a towel to the shower.
Hey, I didn't see that you had guests. Would y'all mind turning around- I'm apartment streaking back to my bedroom.
by Waynesville July 29, 2014
Get the Apartment Streakingmug.