by Ibuddy66 May 07, 2016
When an Amish person jumps off of a high platform with the intent of hitting one or more persons/animals/items.
The cows were taken out by the Amish Missile.
The US (United Sharecroppers) almost started WWIII (Whey War III) after the Amish Missile Crisis.
The US (United Sharecroppers) almost started WWIII (Whey War III) after the Amish Missile Crisis.
by Storm Smurf April 09, 2011
When your eating a woman's snatch out vigorously and begin to spew vomitis violently onto her muff daggler. Then continue to eat said muff with pleasure splooging in ones pants.
Also see Amish Omelette with cheese
Also see Amish Omelette with cheese
by Dr James November 22, 2013
Kissing that's toned-down on the passion. It's the opposite of French Kissing, because you keep your "wagons in the barn."
As they begin to make-out, Sue sneezes and says, "I better go home, I feel a little congested." Greg, who really doesn't want the evening to end so soon, says, "Oh, that's okay, we can just engage in some Amish kissing."
by IHaveThat45 March 25, 2008
When engaging in intercourse with a girl that ejaculates so thick that it looks like you are churning butter in her vagina.
I turned the lights on after fucking this chick the other day. She left so much butter on my cock she had to be an Amish Girl
by twistedATbangedupNET February 09, 2010
A sexual act involving facial hair, bodily fluids, and a cracker in various ways. The cracker involved is eaten afterwards.
by inurbasekillinurd00dz March 28, 2008
When you have sex with a guy thinking he will be great in bed but instead he’s boring and fails to perform.
Susie: “Did you end up going home with that hot guy from the club last night?
Jenny: “Yeah but he had that Amish dick. Wasn’t even worth it”
Jenny: “Yeah but he had that Amish dick. Wasn’t even worth it”
by Spitting Glitter November 22, 2016