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When an Amish person jumps off of a high platform with the intent of hitting one or more persons/animals/items.
The cows were taken out by the Amish Missile.

The US (United Sharecroppers) almost started WWIII (Whey War III) after the Amish Missile Crisis.
by Storm Smurf April 9, 2011
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