actually

A prime example of a "contagious" trend of overused verbage.

A young girl came into my shop the other day. She was all of six years old. EVERY (yes, no kidding) sentence that came out of her mouth began with the word "actually". It didn't matter what she was responding to.
Mom: "Ashely, what color would you like to paint that mug for Grandma?"
Ashely: "Actually, I think pink would be nice. Actually, no, maybe blue would be better".
Mom: "I think either would be great".
Ashely: "Actually, I think Grandma would actually like both colors together. Actually, maybe we could call her and ask what she would like more?"
Mom: "Well then it wouldn't be a surprise".
Ashely: "Actually, you're right. Actually I think I'll just use both colors".

Ok, so I'm probably very anal about this, but I found myself counting how many times the kid used the "A" word.
Gawd, I'm such a goober....

by Kaaren September 22, 2005

actually a biscuit

A way to say you're bisexual
bis: abreviation of biscuit
exual: latin for actually
therefore bisexual can mean "actually a biscuit"

Friend: You say you're into guys, but you have a girlfriend though.
Me: Oh, I'm actually a biscuit.
Friend: What?
Me: Did i stutter?

by MecaChar February 2, 2021

im not sure actually

What someone says when they don't want to answer a question because they don't want to reveal the embarrassing truth.

Scott: So Bill, when did you first have sex?
Bill: Im not sure actually. It was a long time ago.

by OilikProfessional December 14, 2009

actuator

Is an output device that was presented to the new generation of computer scientists by Ali. Ali is an educator that has compassionate love towards the world of computer science and technology. Headphones and speakers were also mentioned in the legendary presentation. The students got to learn the positives and negatives for each output device.

I like actuators.
Actuators are my life.

by Murdery May 24, 2019

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

In one word: FINALS!!

F uck
I
N ever
A ctually
L earned
S hit

Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"

by Nexus December 13, 2004

actuator

The electrical switches that contestants on the old school Nick show "GUTS" had to hit on their way up to the top of the Aggrocrag. If the contestant missed an actuator, they would be forced to go back down and hit the said actuator before they were permitted to finish. If anyone missed an actuator and had to go back they were pretty much out of luck; no chance of winning the piece of aggrocrag, unless they totally pwned their opponents in all the other challenges.

"Dude, the guy in purple totally missed the second actuator. He is totally screwed now. That sucks."

by Katy Kate November 26, 2007

Erm Actually

they are a NERD 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

idiot: 9 + 10 is 21 lolz
certified geek: erm actually it’s
idiot: NERD

by pantaking69 August 14, 2022