It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.
by QuacksO July 31, 2021
Get the Daytwona 500 mug.Code for a mature aged orgy and/or dogging meet up. Was a popular term in the 70's and 80's, but has lost its meaning with the younger generation.
Used now days by mature aged swingers who are no longer lithe, supple or limber enough to answer the call to a normal orgy to hip or spine injury's, heart and lung disease, and clotting disorders etc etc
Used now days by mature aged swingers who are no longer lithe, supple or limber enough to answer the call to a normal orgy to hip or spine injury's, heart and lung disease, and clotting disorders etc etc
Wife to her husband: "Let's invite the new neighbours over for a regular game of 500" (winking her eye)
Husband to Wife: "Sounds like a fantastic idea, I will lay the plastic sheeting down now!"
Husband to Wife: "Sounds like a fantastic idea, I will lay the plastic sheeting down now!"
by Old Swinging Bill May 23, 2021
Get the regular game of 500 mug.An Inflatable Raft that you get from Wal-Mart when you don’t have dingy or tube and want to go floating or camping with your friends. It is Orange, Black, with White detailing and “Explorer 500” written on the bow of the raft. It’s pretty cheaply made. Usually purchased by the drunkest person at the camp site in a hasty fashion as the scramble out to the mountains. The user probably shouldn’t even be using it whilst so intoxicated.
Friend 1) “Hey, Man! We’re going floating at the lake today. Why don’t you come?!?”
Friend 2) “Sounds Rad! I just have to dip out too Walmart and grab a shitty Explorer 500 raft and a Cube of Pil’s”
Guy 1) “You probably shouldn’t go down that river in that shitty dingy. It’s too dangerous and you’re wasted!”
Guy 2) “Whatever, Dude! The Explorer 500 is the most solid boat ever. It’ll tackle these rapids like a Beast!”
*Guy #2’s body is found 4 days later 25 miles down stream floating face down and stuck in some brush*
Friend 2) “Sounds Rad! I just have to dip out too Walmart and grab a shitty Explorer 500 raft and a Cube of Pil’s”
Guy 1) “You probably shouldn’t go down that river in that shitty dingy. It’s too dangerous and you’re wasted!”
Guy 2) “Whatever, Dude! The Explorer 500 is the most solid boat ever. It’ll tackle these rapids like a Beast!”
*Guy #2’s body is found 4 days later 25 miles down stream floating face down and stuck in some brush*
by thebirdbrand May 31, 2021
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Get the 500 kph mug.The Mormon Raceway, another term for Interstate 15 in Utah.
When driving along I-15 along the Wasatch Front in Utah feels like you're in a NASCAR race.
When driving along I-15 along the Wasatch Front in Utah feels like you're in a NASCAR race.
Jim Bob was driving 85mph in the right lane on the Wasatch 500 headed towards Vegas where gamblin' is legal. He was getting regularly passed by people going 120mph to get to Vegas a bit faster.
by bush did 911 August 17, 2024
Get the Wasatch 500 mug.When someone finds an Audi that looks way too good for it's price, and it turns out to be either a total mechanical disaster or the seller promises you the car and refuses last minute.
"Bro, I was about to buy this clean Audi for 500 bucks, and now the dude ghosted me."
"No shit, it's a 500 buck Audi"
"Kevin went to see a 500 buck Audi yesterday, he's now at the scrap registry."
"Do not buy from this seller, he sells 500 buck Audis."
"No shit, it's a 500 buck Audi"
"Kevin went to see a 500 buck Audi yesterday, he's now at the scrap registry."
"Do not buy from this seller, he sells 500 buck Audis."
by C1VIC_R July 30, 2025
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