V-Stache

When a female grows her pubes and grooms them in the shape of a male mustache. Therefore giving her a vaginal mustache, hence V-Stache.

"My V-Stache itches."

"EW, get your cum out of my V-Stache!"

"My girlfriend has a V-Stache, it intimidates me..."

"My boyfriend likes to wear my V-Stache heheheh!"

by Suzybean March 2, 2012

Tramp Stache

A female who has an exposed and hairy lower back; a ala a hairy tramp stamp.

Hey Maloney, did you see the Tramp Stache on that chick? Looked like a walrus peakin' over her belt!

by W-Bubble April 21, 2013

Puss stache

When you scratchy your pussy with a finger, and then place the same finger under someone's nose, to resemble a moustache.

My girlfriend surprised me when she put her finger under my nose and gave me a puss stache.

by Little Miss Coathanger June 27, 2015

Hidden Stache

When you shave your pubes to look like a mustache, it then becomes your hidden stache.

My hidden stache is a little itchy today.

by BitchCakesMcGee December 20, 2017

Sweet Stache

A mustache that is totally gnarkill or just looks devilishly good on someone.

What's that heavenly object above that mans mouth?
Why that's a sweet stache!

by Jsizzle4rizzle November 8, 2007

det stache

A moustache grown while on a military deployment. The term is used most commonly by US Marines, as it is the only facial hair allowed by regs. Also, if you're gonna grow a stache and look like a stalker, you might as well do it while on a det, so your family doesn't have to see you like that.

Shim: "How come Jethro is lookin' all creepy these days?"
Dirty: "Yeah, now that his det stache is filling in, he kinda looks like a child molester."

Frumba: "Tom Selleck made it cool in the 80's; my det stache brings the awesomeness today."

by Leeroy J July 1, 2009

douche stache

A douche stache is that half-grown in mustache that guys attain usually in junior high or highschool, although it is not limited to this timeframe. Those with a douche stache often try to grow it out, to no real results. These people often give off a vibe of "Yeah, that's right. You see this stache. You WISH you were cool enough to have this stache." But everyone sees them and really thinks "Wow. That mustache is gross. What a douche..."

that one random teen guy you knew in highschool with the slightly faded mustache aka the douche stache

by Thesadtruthofthematter April 10, 2011