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Zune Hysteria

A condition that affects Zune users when their devices won't work properly or they cannot use the Zune service to download songs. Diagnosed by a whiny message or hollow threat on the Zune message board.
Zune hysteria mostly appears on the Zune Boards :
"Dudes, I can't download any music right now from the Zune website! I want a refund of points or I'm going to go buy an Ipod!!"
by Scott31 January 3, 2009
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Zune

An MP3 player primarily marketed toward Microsoft fanbois or for people who hate Apple. Although later models were decent enough, the launch product was crippled and ridiculed to the point where it poisoned the brand forever.

5 years later most people still haven't heard of it as it awaits cancellation by Microsoft.
Hey I read on ZDnet today that Microsoft will no longer be producing the Zune.

What's that?
by 07079 March 4, 2011
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firmatic zunz

A Vallejo asain gang, that is affilated with AzN03. It does street races, gambeling, drug dealings, and family.
Them firmatic zunz dont play.
by AzN playa November 14, 2004
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Zuned

A synonym for pwned is "Zuned." You are Zuned when you receive a Zune for Christmas when you wanted an iPod. Zuned is understood as a slang term that implies missed expectations and/or humiliation.

Trader Eric Landstrom coined the term on the Yahoo Finance Forums.
Examples include "Zunage" when used in a collective sense or, "Dude, you just got Zuned," when used in an individual sense.
by Eric Landstrom December 27, 2007
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Zune Duty

Being in charge of song selection on a Zune while either in the car or while performing a group task.
Eduardo was riding shotgun so the driver gave Zune duty to him.
by Timothy Gruich January 30, 2009
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zune

Microsoft's new MP3/Video player that actually is making Apple nervous. It can share files wirelessly via Wi-Fi, can play videos on a bigger screen than the iPod, charge faster and doesn't look too bad. It actually looks like it has a thumb wheel like the iPod so it can convert people to the Zune.
Slash: Look, I got the new Zune.
Torch: Oh, that. It's no match for the iPod. Nobody bought it yet and nobodys gonna.
Slash: Well, it can share files wirelessly and has a bigger screen to play videos.
Torch: And who will you share videos with?
Slash: Well...uh...stfu.
by The Mr Needles Experience October 4, 2006
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zungzanged

an action consisting of zanging, to pone to make fun of and be good at it.
the act of zangzuning Gaston.

youve just been zungzanged bahah
by UVEJUSTBENZONGED April 16, 2009
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