Zorch

To travel with velocity approaching lightspeed. To propel something very quickly.

"The new comm software is very fast; it really zorches files through the network."

by cobrien November 3, 2008

zorch

the action of sucking the farts out of one's ass

That bitch loves to zorch the members of the football team.

by kyet king July 26, 2006

zorch

A verb: To mess something up to the point of unusability, or even to destroy it.

I hadn't saved my file, and my computer crash totally zorched the term paper that I was writing.

by Chuck Hastings June 29, 2003

zorchman

One who zorches: i.e.; One who hits on many girls in bars or at parties. The girls may be girlfriends and wives of male friends, indeed they usually are so.

"That guy is really a zorchman! he got three numbers and my wife had to push him away!"

A zorchman zorches, can zorch, is zorching

by pmac123 August 14, 2011

zorch

cool, fresh, outta sight

Hey, check it out... I got this zorch new MP3 player.

by ranebo January 8, 2005

zorch

Electrical energy used as a teleporter for flemoids back to their own dimension. (from the DooM total converion Chex Quest)

Dameon sure zorched the hell out of that Flemoid! It only took 200 zorch charges!

by atariangamer July 1, 2008

zorch muffin

when you suck the jelly from a donut then fart inside of it and feed it to someone

that retard totally just devoured a zorch muffin

by steezie4twizzie September 24, 2009