zurbert

To press your lips on someones stomach or body and blow. Often done to babies to make them laugh.

Mike gives Marie a zurbert on her belly

by oregonatari March 11, 2008

zerbert

1. n., A fart-like noise acheived by placing the lips on human skin and blowing.

2. v., To perfom said action.

1. My mom wanted me to kiss her, but I decided to piss her off and give her a zerbert.

2. I was bored, so I zerberted myself on the arm.

by Zack Green September 5, 2004

Zorbet

A one to three minute video of your life, for use as video resume, on social websites and by artists and musicians to get gigs.

Jamel's zorbet was humorless and dull, and DeJuan's was
fresh and hilarious, but Tayata got the job because her Zorbet had very few swear words.

by dakota l. August 5, 2009

back zerbert

Similar to the normal zerbert, this is when one individual uses his or her mouth to create a seal with another individual's back and then blowing, producing a fart-like sound. The back zerbet is often more tricky to pull off given the higher concentration of muscles compared to the stomach and so it is best pulled off by an experienced zerbet giver.

I was watching Lynn and Nicholas wrestle when she decided to hold him down, face first, and give him a legendary back zerbert. The noise was so loud; she has clearly done this before.

by Justn_time_ October 9, 2016

zerbertious

*1 : Having the physical characteristics desirable for receiving a zerbert.
2 : sexually attractive
* Shows definition used in the example

I don’t really like Britney Spears, but I must admit: she is zerbertious.

by Richard May 17, 2003

Zodbert

Full name of General Zod of Superman lore.

"So is Zod short for something?"

"Zodbert. And now that I've told you that, I will kill you."

by Zodbert Bembledack September 13, 2011

pervert zerbert

oral sex given to a man; a blowjob

I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.

by twist73 November 7, 2012