Someone who suffers from exhaustion and other trance like symptoms after attending multiple Zoom meetings in a compressed span of time.
I tried to talk to Claire but I realized she was a Zoombie, after going to ten Zoom meetings in just one day.
by Jay Fitzgerald April 7, 2020

During the coronavirus health crisis, the 9th grade had so many long, online Zoom sessions that some turned into Zoombies
by AgeandTreachery March 23, 2020

A zoombie is a zombie much faster than a normal one. This can be accomplished through sprinting for the kill, or jumping and climping past obstacles. Due to its extreme speed, a zoombie should be regarded as a more of a threat than a normal zombie.
joe: "did you hear about billy? rumor has it he was killed by a zoombie."
mark: "nuthin you can do man... they're just too fast!"
mark: "nuthin you can do man... they're just too fast!"
by ur mind on drugs December 13, 2010

Gary Larsen used this in The Farside. It shows a picture of Zombies chasing people down the street and it is captioned "Zoombies, the Driving Dead."
by jle2199 January 20, 2011

by Hot Rod 87 August 29, 2010

People obsessed and preoccupied with imagined global warming and everybody's(except big corporations)carbon footprint.
Frick its colder than a polar bears dick.
Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.
Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.
Yeah man, what the hell where those Carbon Zoombie's taking.
Now I have to pay for my bitches Carbon footprint?- HELL NO you little Carbon Zoombie.
by BDB inc November 2, 2009

Anyone one whose brain has been turned to mush from too many online meetings during the lockdown for COVID-19
by Windfarmer May 16, 2020
