(noun)- A boyfriend/husband that is far better looking than his girlfriend/wife, because compared to him, she looks like a zoo animal
Ned: Don't you think Bob could find a way prettier girlfriend than the one he's with?
Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper
Ted: Yeah, he's a total zookeeper
by TheTouchingUncle August 20, 2010
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U fuckin' zookeeper!
by calloom May 27, 2006
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When the chicks are good:
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.
When the chicks are bad:
Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"
Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"
Or any statement to those effects.
by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008
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Gentleman B: I met a bunch of cougars at the bar and I ended zookeepering it
Gentleman B: I met a bunch of cougars at the bar and I ended zookeepering it
by george atalopolous May 22, 2008
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Taking a cannabis edible and a xanax during the high to "contain the edible" and reduce the probable anxiety from the amount of THC in the edible
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