Zombed

You are so fucked up from drinking, smoking, or pill ingesting that your are still alive but in dead state of mind

Holy shit bro, Nathalia is zombed!

by avolpe April 2, 2008

zombedy

A portmanteau of zombie and comedy.

I thought the zombedy genre was a one-off with Shaun of the Dead, but now that Zombieland is coming out, I guess it's a thing. Does the Evil Dead series count?

by Aha... Yes August 17, 2009

Zibbed

1. to be thoroughly owned
2. to get pwned
3. to get sexually assaulted by an underage individual

I was hooking up with her and after the 3rd time, I found her ID to find she was 16. I got zibbed so hard.

by ZibbedMaster May 14, 2011

Zibbed

(verb) to get screwed, lied to, sexually assaulted, taken advantage of, or otherwise royally fucked over by another person.

Did you hear that Austin got zibbed by that one chick again?

by jaysah May 20, 2011

Zorbed

The action of being violently hate crimed.

*commits hate crime "get zorbed"

by concretechoker69 December 2, 2021

zorbed

The act of closing a bar before the posted closing time on the door.

I tried to order us another round but I got zorbed. I thought this place was open until 2:30?

Dude I got zorbed last night... I went to the bar for a drink but they were already locked up for the evening. What the hell?

by Sheldon1982 March 1, 2011

Zobbled

To be tired or worn out due to over use of technology.
(The adjective form of zobble)

Boy: "Spiking a watermelon with dihydrogen monoxide? You must be zobbled!"

by StatusGo March 12, 2012