ZJ

noun. A hand job given by Jay-Z.

I went to the VMAs and gotta hand job from Jay-Z! That HJ was a ZJ!.

by Trav_outa_Jasper January 25, 2013

ZJ

A blowjob from a big-booty temptress named Mark Z.

“Mark gave me a hell of a ZJ last night. Drove me crazy.”

by Jfern88 March 15, 2023

ZJ

1) Zip-job: receiving a hand job through the pants
-or-
2)Zombie job: recieving oral sex while inebriated or in a zombie like state.

I was wasted last night man, I think I got a ZJ from your dog.

by The Real Shocker is your Fist October 23, 2008

ZJ

when a black woman and a white woman interlock hands to look like zebra stripes and then proceed to double team HJ your cock.

hey bro, sha' quonda and Tami-Lynn are coming over tonight, if i play my cards right i am definitely getting a ZJ!

by Not-B-Rad March 5, 2014

ZJ

getin blown while being completely stoned

bitch giv me a ZJ
ok

by MAT BEEZY(ZON) August 27, 2007

ZJ

If you don't know, you probably can't afford it.

Dude, your mom gave me an amzing ZJ this morning.
Whats a ZJ?
If you don't know, you probably can't afford it.

by pen island May 19, 2008

ZJ

A zebra Job, consisting of a black and a white women giving head to one guy at the same time.

Damn, i got the best ZJ last night from the black and white girl i met at the bar.

by Carey Bundick March 27, 2008