1 definition by The Real Shocker is your Fist

ZJ

1) Zip-job: receiving a hand job through the pants
-or-
2)Zombie job: recieving oral sex while inebriated or in a zombie like state.

I was wasted last night man, I think I got a ZJ from your dog.

by The Real Shocker is your Fist September 8, 2008