ZJ

Shortened form of a "Zzzz Job" (pronounced "Zee Job".)
Oral sex performed on a man while he's asleep.

Ideally: while he's experiencing morning wood and resulting in his being roused from sleep.

See also: morning head.

Note: The "ZJ" version was made famous by the (excellent) show beerfest

Q: What are you so fucking happy about?
A: My baby's momma gave me a ZJ this morning! :-D
Q: Did she swallow?
A: Fuck yeah she swallowed; She knows not to leave a big white stain on my sheets.

by Just saw beefest. December 23, 2006

ZJ

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...

by Sam Falik March 17, 2007

ZJ

noun. A hand job given by Jay-Z.

I went to the VMAs and gotta hand job from Jay-Z! That HJ was a ZJ!.

by Trav_outa_Jasper January 25, 2013

ZJ

A blowjob from a big-booty temptress named Mark Z.

“Mark gave me a hell of a ZJ last night. Drove me crazy.”

by Jfern88 March 15, 2023

ZJ

1) Zip-job: receiving a hand job through the pants
-or-
2)Zombie job: recieving oral sex while inebriated or in a zombie like state.

I was wasted last night man, I think I got a ZJ from your dog.

by The Real Shocker is your Fist September 08, 2008

ZJ

when a black woman and a white woman interlock hands to look like zebra stripes and then proceed to double team HJ your cock.

hey bro, sha' quonda and Tami-Lynn are coming over tonight, if i play my cards right i am definitely getting a ZJ!

by Not-B-Rad February 26, 2014

ZJ

getin blown while being completely stoned

bitch giv me a ZJ
ok

by MAT BEEZY(ZON) August 22, 2007