zoephobia

Zoephobia is when a witch braids braids your pubic hair and you get scared.

"Oh man I have Zoephobia"

by AtomicRy May 26, 2017

zoephobia

dislike or irrational fear of people named zoe

person a : i heard that troye sivan doesn't talk with zoella anymore nymore

person b : it's because troye suffer from zoephobia

by angelaaaaaaaaaaaa April 12, 2019

zoomphobia

When you go to way too many zoom meetings and are afraid if zoom.

I went to too many online classes, now I have zoomphobia 🤣🤣🤣

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Zenphobia

Disorder where one gets frustrated with the "let's be zen culture" and express negative emotion at the sight of zen Buddhist (often misrepresented) ideals , and attitudes that has spread all over the western culture.

May also include a strong reaction of disgust towards yoga doing, Lululemon wearing hipsters who think they act like they are all 'zen' and peaceful but in actuality they are just doing it cause all their friends are doing it. matter of fact, they hate it so they go and buy expensive sweatpants for motivation.

Guy1: ohhh dude why did that guy punch the girl with the yoga mat on the street for no reason at all.
Guy2: oh yea, he must have zenphobia
Guy1: oh she looks so zen passed out on the street
Guy 2 punches the Guy 1

by ANTH2010-ZENPHOBIA October 27, 2010

Zenophobia

The inability to calmly reflect on bogus news.

'No, we don't pay the fuckin' EU £350M a week to regulate the curve of our bananas - so that is no reason to ruin our children's future by leaving the EU - calm down, now is not the time for tabloid induced zenophobia.'

by Cheese-Mogg September 19, 2021

Zionophobia

Having or showing a dislike towards settler colonialism, imperial conquest, and/or genocide.

Zionophobia be damned, I love seeing people get murdered

by Canary Commission December 2, 2021

Piophobia

An irrational fear of the irrational number pi, or a repulsion at the sight or sound of the symbol π, which some fringe psychologists suspect to be hereditary, because the victim was presumably not born with the “mathematical gene.”

Sufferers of piophobia argue that they’d be exempted from school math, because they’re allergic to all things numerical or symbolic.

by MathPlus November 4, 2020