If someone makes an absolutely awful joke, or says something completely random or pointless. One member of the group may "zing" them.
This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment.
The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.
This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment.
The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.
George: Hey guess what guys...last night we were having dinner right, and my mother, the silly oaf, burnt my pizza!!........(expecting laughter from the group)
Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold.......ZING!!!!! (while pointing wih open palm)
Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)
Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold.......ZING!!!!! (while pointing wih open palm)
Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)
by lawrencejames March 01, 2007
A lame expression used by lame, pretentious pseudo-interlectuals in order to try and make a person feel stupid.
Insulting the recipient's intelligence (implying they're too stupid to realise they've been 'dissed' in some way or another), some crony of theirs has to call out 'Zing!'.
They usually do this because they are incapable of actually being smart, and instead acheive this fake image by making others look stupid.
Insulting the recipient's intelligence (implying they're too stupid to realise they've been 'dissed' in some way or another), some crony of theirs has to call out 'Zing!'.
They usually do this because they are incapable of actually being smart, and instead acheive this fake image by making others look stupid.
Pseudo-Interlectual A: <some witty remark, thats not that witty that I can't be stuffed to think of right now>
Pseudo-Interlectual B: "Zing!"
Me - "Really? Are you SURE I was just 'Zung'? I am incapable of detecting these things, don't you know..."
Pseudo-Interlectual B: "Zing!"
Me - "Really? Are you SURE I was just 'Zung'? I am incapable of detecting these things, don't you know..."
by Lubbix_Mclubbix August 28, 2005
by 25567876 February 28, 2010
When you have killed someone in an arguement you or someone around you may exclaim "ZING" has loudly as possible whilst pointing directly at the person
by Mark Handley March 09, 2004
If someone makes an absolutely awful joke, or says something completely random or pointless. One member of the group may "zing" them.
This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment.
The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.
This works best if done during the awkward silence after the joke/comment.
The zinger may also point with an open palm, fingers first at the joke/comment maker while zinging them for effect.
George: Hey guess what guys...last night we were having dinner right, and my mother, the silly oaf, burnt my pizza!!........(expecting laughter from the group)
Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold.......ZING!!!!! (while pointing wih open palm)
Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)
Andy: (waitin a few seconds for the awkward silence to take hold.......ZING!!!!! (while pointing wih open palm)
Rest of Group: (laughter and general abuse directed at joke maker)
by lawrencejames March 03, 2007
The act of sabotage on one's computer when they go away for a short or long period of time. The actions you can tke include:
-removal of the mouse ball
-unplugging power cords
-turning off of one's monitor
-adjusting the brightness and contrast on the monitor so the monitor appears to be off
-opening multiple error windows
-opening of CD drives
-unplugging of mouses/keyboards
-opening a internet porno site
-etc.
-removal of the mouse ball
-unplugging power cords
-turning off of one's monitor
-adjusting the brightness and contrast on the monitor so the monitor appears to be off
-opening multiple error windows
-opening of CD drives
-unplugging of mouses/keyboards
-opening a internet porno site
-etc.
by Jimmi April 11, 2005
describing something of such great wonder and astonishing characteristics emphasizing the -zing in amazing.
by zzinger June 30, 2010