Zimbleweed

A game everyone on the planet is playing, where people are freely allowed to tackle somebody to the floor IF they shout ZIMBLEWEED before doing so. Founded in late 2009 and rose to popularity in 2010 after a facebook group was created honouring the game and its greatness.

Verb:
The actual act of completing a flooring of somebody

Tenses:
Zimbleweeded, Zimbleweeding

"John zimbleweeded me!"
He tried to zimbleweed the old woman but she was too wiley

by Guru Camdog January 19, 2010

Zimbabwe Election Screwjob

Highly disappointing event wherein the winner of a major election is made to share power with the loser of said election. Thus, "power sharing" ensues. This leads, over time, to the loser and his party marginalizing and screwing-over the actual winner who then must try it all over again during the next election.

Everything was going so well for Morgan until he got hit with a Zimbabwe Election Screwjob. On the bright side, he won the popular vote.

by Saiga12 May 4, 2011

zimbo

a person from Zimbabwe

Where are all the Zimbos at??

by Zoba September 22, 2006

zimbardophilia

Becoming sexually aroused and gratified by looking at pictures of Philip Zimbardo or being in his presence.

That guy who follows around Philip Zimbardo also has a shrine dedicated to him and has a crush on him. He must have Zimbardophilia.

by Jessiy March 22, 2005

Zimic

hot croatian man near you

ayo u see that dude with the massive cock

yea zimic moment

by Stuyvesant Lacrosse June 8, 2021

zimboe

An artificial intelligence philosophical zombie "with no self-awareness, but programmed to claim to be aware in an attempt to deceive the truly conscious beings around it." Defined by Charles Stross in his novel Accelerando.

"A sergeant-at-arms, a mindless but impressive zimboe controlled by her spider's nest of personality threads, blows a sharp note on his trumpet." - Accelerando

by Aineko May 15, 2013

Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon

A phenomenon caused by pulling out too fast during anal sex which causes a vacuum which then sprays the fecal matter out of the rectum at a high speed.

My parents walked in on my boyfriend boning me in the ass and he pulled out really fast causing a Zimbabwe Swamp Cannon spraying shit all over his junk. It was so embarrassing he broke up with me.

by Trapmaster Crouch January 19, 2009