zaffirian

To be a dick to one's closest friends.

Greg asks his friends to pick him up at the train station. They quickly drop what they are doing, drive 20 minutes to the train station and wait for their close friend. They hastened, but arrived 5 minutes late. In the mean time, their friend Greg has taken a cab, saw his friends arrive from the window of the cab, and let them wait for him for the next half hour as he leisurely sat in the cab on his way home. Greg was Zaffirian in this situation.

by Matt Hornick March 28, 2008

zuffins

Criminality celebrity. A famous "Team Dreads" member.

Zuffins claims that Team Dreads is better than the Diaper Gang.

And it's true.

by Parí October 13, 2021

Ziffcorp

The company owned by Artie Ziff on "The Simpsons"

Artie Ziff lost Ziffcorp after the fall of the Dot Com Boom.

by Kensington 67 September 5, 2005

ziffiy

An urge to have fun on the go.

Ron wanted to check out Amsterdam in a ziffiy.

Hey Sarah "let's Ziffiy".

by One peer!! May 2, 2021

ziffed

When the declaration of ones aspirations is met with the curt reply of "zif", an expression of disbeleif, shot for "As if!". one has been "ziffed" in this situation.

"He said he was going to win the marathon tomorrow - I totally ziffed him, man!

"I told the boss i was going to straighten up and fly right - he totally ziffed me man, hes got no faith"

by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005

zifferius

A Neanderthal who is an absolute alpha male and is very stupid has high animal like qualities and loves flaunting it’s mating calls, they act semi-normal around society but when in it’s in its homeland it is a wild beast that cannot be tamed. It’s preferred pet is a bobcat because they have similar qualities. It likes to pluck it’s food before eating. You can not become a Zifferius you can only be born as a Zifferius

Yo bro watch out for the Zifferius down the hall, if the lights turn off run.

by Prophecy October 5, 2020

Zinfidel

Someone who engages in infidelity after the consumption of wine. Characteristics include: marital disloyalty, general acts of belligerence, sacrilegious declarations, and aroused sexual prowess (often resulting in the repulsion of strangers).

Steve polished off a bottle of white Zin and proceeded to behave like a complete zinfidel, hitting on every woman in sight and dry-humping a tree after failing miserably in his attempts to woo any member of the female population.

by Ziggy Zinfandel II January 29, 2009