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Shortened version of "As if!" Meaning a sarcastic "yeah, right" or "I'd rather die."
Zif! by Anonymous July 7, 2003
Related Words
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zif-I, zif-U

A coloquial abbreviation of "As if I care", or "as if you care". Used to express disbeleif at the other's lack of consideration, or to express a lack of consideration of the other's predicament.
"i promise never to do it again"
"zif-i, you can do what you want, i don't care anymore"

"I hope you do well in your exam tomorrow"
"zif-u - you were totally against me going back to college"

"Hey how're you doing mate?"
"zif-u, you're full of shit"

"I've been getting these headaches every time you play your heavy metal music"

"zif-I, you don't think about me when you mow the lawn at 8am!"

or

"zif-U, you greasy haired mother"

ziffkiner 

A guy who sniffs women's bicycle seats.
Hey look at that Japanese guy over there stealing that women's bicycle seat, he must be a Ziffkiner.
ziffkiner by WizardNipples January 12, 2014
a person that has a sarcastic sense of humor, has the best smile in the whole world, and pretty much is all of the positive adjectives in the dictionary. Someone you never regret meeting and would always turn your frown upside down. Someone that low-key cares for you but doesn't admit it. A big dumbass.
Hey, you remember Sara? She was such a Zifah, that dumbass really did care for me huh?.
Zifah by Peter Lufias Jefferson October 21, 2019
Literally means "asphalt" in Arabic, but used to display discontent. Same use as shit.
"Oh no forgot the keys in the car, ZIFT!!"
zift by kikkoman69 June 8, 2004