Zeroaccess

1.An annoying rootkit that is running rampant on the internet.
It may do the following things to your computer.
-Disable Anti-virus protection
-Modify registry keys
-Disable security center
-Disable internet connection
-Block access to well known anti-virus sites
-Install Fake Anti-viruses.
-Steal your money (So much for your bank account.)
This rootkit is a big pain in the ass to remove and may require a reformat, or 10 hours removing it via kaspersky Rescue disk. It's spreading as fast as the H1N1 could say oh shit. It is also called Sirefef by some people.

Have you heard of zeroaccess? It costed me to reformat my computer.

by Sir Terry September 29, 2012

Nie strasz, nie strasz (bo się zesrasz)

The direct translation from Polish: "don't threaten me, don't threaten me (because you'll shit your pants)"

"Nie strasz, nie strasz (bo się zesrasz)" is a phrase (rhyming in Polish) used often by children in kindergarten. It was also used by president as a response to Russian dictator's aggressive speech in 2022.

by #WojciechWojciech May 14, 2022

Zesa

more than amazing

1. Are you ready for the party? We look zesa tonight.
2. My girlfriend looked zesa on New Year's Eve.

by theofficialquibble April 23, 2018

Zestaw Kokosa

Polish name for 10mg of benzodiazepine taken right before drinking full glass of whiskey straight away.

-How did u sleep last night?
-Like an angel bruh. I’ve taken Zestaw Kokosa around 10PM. This shit makes u fall.

by BLINTeX December 27, 2021

Zesoos

word used as a reaction. Similar to Jesus.

Zesoos, I wanna smoke
Mane I got an exam tomorrow, Zesoos
Zesoos, Shmesh?

by shnekmane April 8, 2019

zeshan

Cheap-ass little digger (a desi kid who trys to act black)

Look at that zeshan.

by Salman Patel June 4, 2005

Zestatron

Someone who is just so zesty that you have to use new vocabulary and call them a zestatron. Zestatron refers to the automatic zesty behavior that sprouts from this person

“Why does bro look so zesty with those socks on?”
“Idk but he look like a zestatron to me.”

by XavierVictorHudson April 12, 2023