Zerply

Zerply is a website where you can create an online professional profile and network with potential collaborators / employers / employees. You can view and make user skill/tag endorsements in the back end.

Good for: 1) Networking 2) Making you look good

Scenario 1:
Corporate dude - "You got any references kid?"
Cool chick - "Sure, check out my Zerply!"

Scenario 2:
Wannabe - "How can i check out more of your stuff?"
Legend - "Zerply me!"

by Justyle January 20, 2011

ZERPIES

The disease you contract whilst muff diving a twat waffle.

Bruh, I contracted zerpies from that twat waffle Janice at Carl's party...shit burns.

by zeroblake December 22, 2017

zerpies

Derpies given to you by the zombie hoes on Dead Rising by attempting to give you a nasty blowjob in a failed attempt to kill you.

Dat zombie hoe's trying to give you zerpies! Shake her off and smack that bitch!

by brookensteen August 14, 2010

zerpayce

A statement of farewell or departure.

"peace out, homes."
"ZERPAYCE!"

by Niggadicks June 9, 2009

zerpie

it a zit that appears around the mouth. Look like a herpie, but is in fact, a zit. The word zit combined with her pie is.....you guess it..... ZERPIE.

Delany: Ah man, I have a zit by my lip!
Ashley: Dang! that sucks!
Inga:....Thats not a zit, its a zerpie.

Delany: Yes, you are correct. I have a zerpie.

by Selacious Williams May 13, 2014

Zerpes

An std that infects zombies. There is no cure known to mankind of zerpes.

Zombies don't have herpes! They have zerpes!

by Felishababy12 April 28, 2011

Zerpy-terp

An undefinable insult. Usually found in general namecalling.

Don't be such a zerpy-terp.

by Raistlin February 7, 2004