zebedee

an unexplainable erection

your sitting at your desk in work and you just pop a boner

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

zebedee

An early to mid-morning errection to show that it is time to go back to sleep.

Zebedee-You wake up at 6am, go out and about tired and you find your purple yog spitter is breaking through your boxers.

by Mr Jorj September 28, 2008

Zebedeeing

To thumb fuck ones own japs eye wearing a zebedee wig. Once finished one must briskly remove thumb to create a loud pop!

Last night Tom F couldn’t help zebedeeing himself watching Eastenders.

by Stylesandmiles October 28, 2017

Zebedee

The pronouncation of the abbreviation ZBD, meaning 'Zero Beer Day'. A zebedee is a day on which no beer is consumed.

Yesterday, I've had my first zebedee since a long long time.

by Richel Bilderbeek August 31, 2005

Luke Zebedee

The very big, extraordinary, definition of 🤗GAYY🏳️ 🌈

Yo mate that dude is a Luke zebedee

by Aldofian hitlerasin November 30, 2018

Zebedee

A boy who makes himself laugh because he has no friends. He is disguised as a unicorn. Did I mention they are always gay.

Guy 1: Have you met Zebedee?
Guy 2: Yea he's a gay unicorn

by billytheplumber November 6, 2019

Zebedee

Somewhat cutely charming, he is a unicorn in disguise with retardation. Loves to cuddle and is a bit of a shorty, he makes himself laugh because he has no friends. He also is a man of procreation, but yet a mistake from his momma.

Zebedee is a charming idiot that a lot of girls are attracted to.

by Zebee October 26, 2019