Zasperratic

A mood in which a person's mind is behaving spontaneously and erratically

I'm so zasperratic today, i just blurted out that I wanted a talking giraffe to go clubbing with me, and that he'll see which women are whores, and that i should stay away from them, and i'll listen 'cause he's my best friend and knows what's good for me.

by Jsrph January 16, 2011

zasper

When a girls giving you head upside down and you bust up her nose.

Dude why do u have to zasp me Jon Parker

by jack hoffman May 13, 2005

zasper

When a girl is giving you head upside down and you jizz up her nose.

Dude the dumb bitch wouldn't shut up so I decided to zasp her.

by Jack HOffman May 13, 2005

Zapexisgreat

Some guy who keeps killing me on fortnite.

Guy 1:Aww shoot I died
Guy 2: who was it?
Guy 1: *checks name*
Zapexisgreat? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

by SypherPK Plays March 8, 2021

zaspel

Zaspel... he loves Vladimir Putin's juicy polar bear dick

Zaspel: I dont suck Putin he sucks me

by Zaspel August 17, 2022

zaspel

Zaspel: he loves vladimir Putin's juicy polar bear dick

Zaspel is the inside women for America

by Zaspel August 17, 2022