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zamboner 

This is what happens when you watch hot hockey players play hockey and you get a little excited!
Dude....I was watching the portland pirates last night and totally got a zamboner!!
zamboner by Hannah and Jayne April 4, 2009
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zamboner 

Someone who stashes our hash beer check beer in the shaved ice from a Zamboni, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator
The Zamboner left our Hash beer in the shaved ice pile behind the rink, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator.
zamboner by Virgin Dick October 16, 2008

Zamboner 

The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni
Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off
Zamboner by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Zamboner 

A boner that happens in the cold, how ironic!
Guy: I got a boner! It’s cold out!
Guy 2: Idk how the hell that happens, but zamboner
Zamboner by StudMastaFlex34 June 1, 2022

zamboner ride 

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.
Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.
zamboner ride by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007

Loner Zamboner 

A Loner Zamboner is a mythical creature that feasts on the gossip of local teenagers. The Loner Zamboner has been seen from Northern Italy, New Jersey, Alabama and most recently Georgia state. The Loner Zamboner with its high sensitivity to sound can hear and locate gossip from more than 50 miles away. Just like it’s closest relative Snooki and Izzy the Glizzy, the Loner Zamboner has a strong hunger for Leopard print and spray tans.
Teenager #1: I think I saw a Loner Zamboner last night
Teenager #2: hoe my gay, RLY!?
Loner Zamboner by Izzy the Glizzy September 27, 2021