Zamboning

Avoiding doing any actual work while at work. Generally what the person does instead of work is take naps, waking only to smoke cigarettes.

John: Hey Ray, are you and your partner going to get that job done?
Ray: I don't know, he says we should wait for a new lineup.
John: He's just zamboning you.

by The double eagle May 23, 2013

Zamboning

When a man rubs his penis on a woman's clitoris without entering the vagina. Thus giving the vagina a glossy shine from stimulation similar to that of an ice-rink after being driven over by a zamboni.

-"Hey gurl I wanna launch my puck in the back of "dis" net, but we "gotta" get down to zamboning first."

by jolomonomo1 March 12, 2014

Zamboner

The dude that drives that Zamboni at a hockey rink to smooth out the ice for the players.

hey, that guy really knows how to drive that zamboni, he must be a Pro Zamboner!

by Robert Derkach October 19, 2008

Zamboner

A large moose, the inability to skate as well as play hockey.

I'm going to be a zamboner on the ice tomorrow.

by Zambonerlover69 October 16, 2022

zambone

Engaging in sexual intercourse while driving, or on top of, a zamboni

They zamboned all night long.

by Chern November 7, 2008

Zamboner

The act of using a boner (without the help of the hands) to drive a zamboni (as long as the erection is not the result of male enhancement pills).

Whoa, those guys really put the boner in Zamboner!!

by VivaLaItalia November 2, 2008

Zamboner

The act of a man getting excited or aroused Combines the words 'zamboni' and 'boner.' First coined at a UW Badgers Men's Hockey Game.

When I saw this money hottie at the bar last night, I got a zamboner!

by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003