Zamboner 

When you're riding your zamboni but then you get a random boner

I saw a hot ice skater while I was cleaning the ice so I got a zamboner

Zamboner by K Jensen March 11, 2015

zamboner 

This is what happens when you watch hot hockey players play hockey and you get a little excited!

Dude....I was watching the portland pirates last night and totally got a zamboner!!

zamboner by Hannah and Jayne April 4, 2009

zamboner 

Someone who stashes our hash beer check beer in the shaved ice from a Zamboni, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator

The Zamboner left our Hash beer in the shaved ice pile behind the rink, only to have it stolen by the Zamboni operator.

zamboner by Virgin Dick October 16, 2008

Zamboner 

The act of using your erect penis to spread your jizz across a person’s body, in a similar fashion to the eponymously trademarked ice-rink cleaning invention by Frank Zamboni

Tony gave me a zamboner last night. It took me hours to clean everything off

Zamboner by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Zamboner 

A boner that happens in the cold, how ironic!

Guy: I got a boner! It’s cold out!
Guy 2: Idk how the hell that happens, but zamboner

Zamboner by StudMastaFlex34 June 1, 2022

zamboner ride 

Having a girl sit on your lap while you do laps on the Zamboni. Can also include sex on the Zamboni.

Hey baby, why don't you stop by the rink later on and I'll give you a Zamboner Ride.

zamboner ride by ElMonoDelMar August 29, 2007

zarboner 

(n) A zarboner is the most massive erection one can have. It is named after a ridiculously goodlooking Clarkson University hockey player, Matthew Zarbo. He wears jersey number 21, and was given the title of "Mr. November" in November of 2010.

Dude, I just saw that hot freshman on campus today, totally got a zarboner.

zarboner by babycakes3000 December 8, 2010