Zakuson

Just like Zapivon, The Zakuson is a russian term which is often used to describe the things you eat between the shots, or "Things you eat with your Vodka".

It is highly recommended to eat carbonated, dry and small meals such as white bread while you are drinking, for the sake of your stomach.
Nevertheless, it is important to eat something with your drinks anyhow.

"Alex, did you bring any Zakuson?"
"Ma amarti lecha kodem? Daber Ivrit!"
(English translation: Yes, since it's important and healthy.)

by Alkalush Tripod September 2, 2008

Zakumi

The Official Mascot of the 2010 Soccer world cup, a leopard, has been designed and produced exclusively in the host country. The name is a composition of "ZA", standing for South Africa, and "kumi" translating into "10" in various languages across Africa. Inspired by his football idols, Zakumi has dyed his hair green as he felt it would be the perfect camouflage against the green of the football pitch.

Interestingly though, Zakumi looks exactly like Katlego!

Katlego looks exactly like Zakumi!

by Zakumi March 29, 2009

Zakumi

A Zakumi is a Manchester City supporter who discovered football for the first time after it was largely forced upon him or her because of the World Cup 2010 in South Africa. They are generally extremely ignorant and believe that football only started once they had latched on purely by chance in 2010. They now claim to know everything about football and are generally not very smart. Their leader goes on a rampage everytime someone disagree with him and sharts his pants daily. HIS NAME IS SHAREEF "I-SHART-IN-MY-BRIEF" CHARLES"

Shareef Charles, Salman Ravidariya and Mconzer Sibiya are nothing but clueless Zakumis...

That Zakumi knows nothing!

Once a Zakumi always a Zakumi...

Long live EPLSA #ZC10

by EPLSA #ZC10 January 30, 2018

zakuvo sam čaj

u situacijama ekstremnog hype-a, netko tko ima dovoljno psihičke energije koristi ovo kao originalnu foru. Kao i bilo koji drugi osnovnoškolski humor.

Učenik1: Šta se radi danas?
Učenik2: Zakuvo sam čaj, dosta mi je fuke!

by djovexx October 10, 2020

zakuvo sam čaj

Osnovnoškolski humor... Ona fora koju si u 2018. širio među drugarima u razredu

Učenik1: Šta se radi danas?
Ućenik2: Ništa. Kod tebe?
Učenik 1: zakuvo sam čaj

by djovexx October 10, 2020

Zakurdaev's reflex

When you take the first short sip of hot espresso and have to poop immediately.

A: Where is Mike?
B: Man, he had Zakurdaev's reflex, he's sitting on the toilet.

by Strimfla January 3, 2018

Zakuru

Zakuru is the best FOR HONOR player you'll ever encounter. He goes around gank busting left and right game after game.

Zakuru is just the best at what he does

by Zakuru October 30, 2019