An old Russian method of murder which involves the breaking of every single bone in the body, one by one. Commonly used by the Red Mafia in the days of the Soviet Union.
The woman, age 34, was found dead in her house last night...every bone in her body was broken, probably zamochit.
by a-fivE January 10, 2009
Get the Zamochit mug.by Dahman316 May 27, 2009
Get the ZAPOC mug.ex. 1 "Hey,John whats your plan for the Zapocalypse?"
ex. 2 "Damn I cant wait until your cock-juggling thunder cunt wife is devoured by zombies during the Zapocalypse!"
ex. 2 "Damn I cant wait until your cock-juggling thunder cunt wife is devoured by zombies during the Zapocalypse!"
by komodoassassin July 24, 2010
Get the Zapocalypse mug.by DAt bOi 11 September 3, 2017
Get the zadow mug.prostitute says "OMG looks ats zakock its so smalls (french sounding accent) hows will this gives me pleasure." I give you money back lol.
by No use your real name December 7, 2009
Get the zakock mug.Ancient Greek word used in times where one wants to show respect to another. Only real beauties can use this word. Also, this word can be used to describe feelings of majesty and/or feelings of content.
Zados malaka, how are you ?
by D&V January 28, 2019
Get the Zados mug.Overall he is a waffler. He cannot touch games for a living. He cannot grade papers fast enough, such a slow guy. The top of his head is like the mirror I look into every morning. Trigger warning, he gets angry easily. That is what inspired zoo keepers to put the signs up that said "please don't feed the rats". Zado is also a short term of "rat" or "bald rat".
Girl 1: I honestly hate our new teacher, what a looser
Girl 2: Yeah he is such a Zado.
Girl 1: I could legit do my makeup while he bends over, his head is a mirror.
Girl 2: IRK!!!!!
Girl 2: Yeah he is such a Zado.
Girl 1: I could legit do my makeup while he bends over, his head is a mirror.
Girl 2: IRK!!!!!
by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021
Get the Zado mug.