yehei shmei shmuck

a small circumcised penis
(in jew talk)

can be used as a:
noun, insult, or exclamation

"Dude, you have a yehei shmei shmuck!!!"

"Look what you did, you yehei shmei shmuck"

"YEHEI SHMEI SHMUCK!! I DROPPED MY PHONE IN THE FUCKING HOT TUB!!!"

by lebishandwoodwootwoot March 10, 2009

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yeet yote yehet yose

These are different dialects and forms of the verb: to yeet, a very versatile verb that can be used in many situations. For example the word 'yeet' is used to sound politically correct, when talking to someone you want to impress. Yote is the past tense of yeet. Can be used to vividly re-explain an event but you forget what the intended word you wanted to use was so you just replace it with yote. Yehet (pronounced 'ya-het') is actually a k-pop inside joke or sumthin but is also a form of yeet that is more informal like whom vs. who, where whom is yeet and who is yehet. Since it is impossible to remember which one to use, it is the same for yeet vs. yehet. Yose (pronounced 'yohss' or 'yosay') is for 9 year old kids who feel it necessary to make up random forms of the word yeet. (which is exactly what i'm doing) You can say it all together when you've run out of things to say to someone. It's a fantastic conversation starter.

Yeet: I yeet the water bottle over the fence.
Yote: I yoted the water bottle over the fence.
Yehet: So then all of a sudden I YEHETED it over-or is it yoted?
Yose: OMG thats sooooo yoseee

Person: Dude, that doesn't even make sense
yeet yote yehet yose: Person #1 Soo umm yeahh..

Person #2 ...

Person #1 ... (sweating profusely)

Person #1: Uhh... yeet yote yehet yose ...!

by kandeekane23 February 4, 2019

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