5 Year Old

Melina

"Melina stop acting like a 5 year old wtf"

by Meelina January 21, 2018

5 Years or More

Underage girl who you'd love to sleep with but would probably serve jail time for statutory rape.

See jailbait

"And against law - 5 years or more" - Dizzee Rascal

by SDZ June 16, 2004

5 year old

One who is very annoying

Swim: You’re such a 5 year old.
Bob: Uh, no, your an idiot
Swim: Please learn some grammar.

by The ugly duckling June 11, 2018

5 year plan

When a college student goes to college without any hope of graduating. Student will typically go on 5 year plan when they feel they will not need a college degree to succeed in life or when then drop out of college then decide to go back. Even though they will not graduate, the student on the 5 year plan will still hold themself in high regard as they can make the claim that they have "some college" in their background opposed to only being a high school grad

Look at Greg, 22 years old and still only a sophomore. He must be on the 5 year plan... Wish I was on it

by The Definition April 3, 2005

Figure of a 5 year old boy

A girl who has a flat figue that closly resembles that of a little boy.

That flat chested actress has the figure of a 5 year old boy.

by Tomahick November 22, 2005

last online 5 years ago

one of the saddest things to read

old friend: I gtg to bed now see u tomorrow
me: Oh ok cya
"then they become last online 5 years ago :("

by a weem a we a weem a we eeeeee July 9, 2023

Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19

“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022