A freya yardley

A amazing girl, with a bigg arse, always looks older than she is, always falls for guys with peircings loves the colour grey and liluc, is an amazing kisser, she's the sort of person that doesn't tend to tell people about what her and boys get up to at party, a sort of person that doesn't care about the concuences, can be a little rebellious, she's the sort of girl you"ll call at 11pm and she'll sneak out with a bottle of vodka... If you know "a freya yardley" then get to know her!

Ben; Omg dude did you see that girl at jimmys last night she was soo god damn piff
Sam; Ik dude she well amazing she's my sisters best mate
Ben; gonna get linked with that girl

Joe; dude ring a freya yardley she's got booze and she's peng
Isaac; it's like midnight she'll be asleep

Joe; nope she's awake we were texting earlier remember?
Isaac; oh yeah but won't she get in trouble?
Joe; no dude she's a freya yardley

Dylan; what do I get a freya yardley for her birthday?
Shop keeper; a bottle of vodka

Dylan; why?
Shop keeper; every freya yardley I know likes vodka

Fred; woohoo that girl last night you see the size of her booty
Jim; yeah that was freya yardley
Fred; gonna link that shit

by Immatureiouty23 August 19, 2013

Yardley

A very idealic town outside of Philadelphia. It has a very historic and picturesque downtown area. Alot of people who work in the New York/New Jersey area choose to live here for the mayberryesque environment. It is 90% white and for some reason alot of the people who grew up there don't come back.

Kid 1: I'm bored, let's do something.

Kid 2: Do what?

Kid 3: Hmmm... as usual, all there is to do in Yardley is drugs or go into town and sit there.

by Mastermind Traveler April 8, 2010

Mexican Yardsale

When someone accumulates a load of trash over a long period of time, or gets evicted, their trash gets put on the curb for trash pickup. The temptation of wealth and riches draws Mexicans with grocery store carts to dig through every last bit.

They threw several decades of crap from that old attic and put it curbside. Now we have a Mexican Yardsale out front.

by timoioi October 5, 2009

Yardsale

While playing the sport lacrosse, the act of having your stick hit out of your hands, which triggers every player on the field's yelling out "Yardsale!". It is called this because it is lying on the grass as if you were trying to sell it on your lawn.

Lacrosse Player 1: "Nick just had his stick hit out of his hands!"
Lacrosse Players 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8: "Yardsale!"

by Lax_Mustang March 6, 2010

Yardape

1. a lazy black person that chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day
2. a Lambda Chi Alpha associate member from Bucknell who chills in his yard drinking purple drank and smoking blunts all day

Dude, did you hear all that yelling last night?
Yeah, man, that was Yardape pounding his primate chest!

by Speeeeeeeeeeeee March 28, 2009

yardlepoop

Slang for the excrement of a poodle. It is most frequently used to insult another person, although it is also used as a statement of frustration. It is sometimes abbreviated as "YP." Believed to have originated in Northern Virginia, specifically the Tysons Corner area.

Example 1: "Tony, quit being such a yardlepoop!"

Example 2: "This code is totally broken. Yardlepoop!"

by NOVA Dude November 1, 2011

Yardage

A term used when attempting to sound well-versed in a sport you know nothing about - usually stated three times successively. In this context, Yardage as an arbitrary unit of measurement was coined by comedian and writer Dan Harmon (co-creator of Rick and Morty) during the Sports Corner segment of his Harmontown podcast.

Jeff: So Dan what do you think about the Steelers this season?
Dan: Jeff if I've said it before, I'll say it a thousand times. Yardage Yardage Yardage.

Jeff: The game was played today so what do you take away from the uh Falcons and the 49s.
Dan: Hate to sound like a broken record...yardage. You know? But you gotta keep that ball moving down the field.

by Harmonite November 28, 2018