1)where you can actually see the stars at night
2)Find real cowboys
3)a girl is a girl a boy is a boy
4)where only a few kids ride their horses to school
5)having the phone is a luxury
6)where a rodeo is more popular than madonna
7)where if you stand on the side of the highway with your hood up and someone stops to help you
8)where the cows make up half the population
9)where the elevation exceeds the population
10)everyone owns more than 40 pairs of long johns
11)100 is too hot 30 is normal and 20 below is cold
12)where giving the bird means look up
13)people actually wave
14)places are considered cities when the pop. is over 2000
15)where the high school students have nothing better to do then this
2)Find real cowboys
3)a girl is a girl a boy is a boy
4)where only a few kids ride their horses to school
5)having the phone is a luxury
6)where a rodeo is more popular than madonna
7)where if you stand on the side of the highway with your hood up and someone stops to help you
8)where the cows make up half the population
9)where the elevation exceeds the population
10)everyone owns more than 40 pairs of long johns
11)100 is too hot 30 is normal and 20 below is cold
12)where giving the bird means look up
13)people actually wave
14)places are considered cities when the pop. is over 2000
15)where the high school students have nothing better to do then this
by jamesyboy96 June 15, 2011
Get the wyomingmug. by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005
Get the wyomingmug. by TM87ing March 23, 2014
Get the wyomingmug. by lemonkoala March 4, 2014
Get the wyomingmug. Wyoming is supposedly a state. Wyoming does not in fact exist, it is a distortion of space-time that only appears to exist. Anyone you've met who thinks they have been to Wyoming, or believes they have lived in Wyoming have had fake memories implanted by the U.S. government. This is because they cannot explain it, and it would cause a mass panic if the public knew the truth. If you attempt to drive into Wyoming you will wake up in Canada, naked, and with no memories. (This is how Canada gets new citizens).
by Hank_you_very_much May 16, 2018
Get the Wyomingmug. Unsuspecting travelers wander into this warp of the space-time continuum and become human test subjects of the United States government. All memories they have were implanted using secret alien technology. Sometimes problems happen with the secret alien technology, such as becoming Dick Cheney
Person 1: Hey did you hear about Joe, he said he went to Wyoming the other day.
Person 2: Yeah, I heard that he got an anal probe from Dr. Fauci
Person 2: Yeah, I heard that he got an anal probe from Dr. Fauci
by Dr. Fauci November 3, 2021
Get the Wyomingmug.