wurzel

A wurzel is what supporters of other teams call a fan of Portsmouth Football Club. It originated from the fact that their small band of followers, or wurzels, mainly come from the countryside and, with their hand-bell, drum and bugle, long blue wigs and fancy dress, have a rustic character.

John Westwood is a wurzel.

by iwys July 23, 2007

Wurzels

The best song eva. As a Somerseter (south west england) I can boast about having the Wurzels. The Beatles of the South West.
Songs like; Combine Harvester, The Blackbird, Drink up thy Zider. See also: Wurzel

"I gotta brand new COmbine Harvester, and i'll give you the key..." --Combine Harvester

by mat October 11, 2004

Wurzel

A man who is very handsome, who is very based, and who is epic.

This dude hates minorities and women. He has a huge penis, he is a virgin, but if he were to ever fuck a woman (he wouldn't) with his massive cock, he would fucking split her in half.

He has 188 IQ and is a fucking genius madman.

That guy is a total wurzel, no chance he would be gay.

by FartDickdude69R4PE October 8, 2022

Wurzel

A wurzel is a long but thin penis. In the german language wurzel means carrot, and we al know the shape of carrots.

Be realistic dude, with a wurzel you can never become a pornstar.

by Nightbreed666 April 29, 2009

wurzel

SSC slang for Chewing Gum. As in wurzel gummage = gum

'Oi mate i've just had some onions, have you got a wurzel?

by Kaarzi June 1, 2006

Wurzel

1) A West Country English slang term for a farmer or otheragricultural worker.

2) Former Lead guitarist of Motorhead.

3)A member of The Wurzels. A long established UK folk band. Renowed as the founders of the infamous scrumpy and weston sound.

"Can you remember at the last wurzel dance- Oo ar Oo ar"
(Adge Cutler from the song 'Combine Harvester' UK number 1 in 1976)

by Black Flag May 28, 2004

wurzel

soft in the head argricultural types

"you are a wurzel, a dirty wurzel, your only happy when making hay, your dads a scarecrow, your moms a nympho, she goes ooh ah ooh ah all day" - directed at football fans in or around the vicinity of yorkshire.

by matt knight May 25, 2005