wurtzel
After the writer Elizabeth Wurtzel, author of Prozac Nation. Denotes someone whiny and spoiled, or someone whose self-indulgent writing is badly in need of editing.
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Wurzel
Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.
Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.
The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.
The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
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wurtzel • Wurzel • Wurzelling • wurtzality • wurzel face • wurzel gummich • wurzelsepp • wutzelig • Doctor Wurzel • Forbidden Wurtele
Wurzelling
Wurzelling by iwys July 24, 2007
Doctor Wurzel
1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.
2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.
2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.
1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!
2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!
2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!
Doctor Wurzel by Tazar The Yoot March 25, 2007
wurzel face
wurzel face by andy richens November 7, 2006
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wurtzality
john just did all my homework for me and he hit a game winner in the bball game!
he has so much wurtzality im so jealous!!
he has so much wurtzality im so jealous!!
wurtzality by a sick baller September 2, 2009
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