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wurtzel

After the writer Elizabeth Wurtzel, author of Prozac Nation. Denotes someone whiny and spoiled, or someone whose self-indulgent writing is badly in need of editing.
"Did you hear her complaining about how hard her life was at Harvard? God, she's such a Wurtzel."

"I'm going to Wurtzel up my memoir -- it'll be a bestseller."
by sedgwick June 26, 2006
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Wurzel

Wurzel or most commonly spelt Worzel is a word given to the locals of the many farming communities of Southampton. The farmers speak with a strong West Country dialect, which for the most part is inaudible, they also dress like scarecrows.

Southampton is the most hated part of Hampshire. This is because, when attending football away days, they block and clog up the M27 and other roads and motorways with their slow moving combine harvesters and tractors.

The people of Southampton also love attending annual vegetable show as well as horse fairs and caravan showcases. This is down to their high gypsy population.
“Oi loikes my John Deere tractor ize does”. “Letz go to Shirley Warren an count the Polack me lover”.

“Ize a right Wurzel ize is and oi loikes sarfharmpton ize does”.
by Ikraam M October 12, 2021
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Wurzelling

Wurzelling means following Portsmouth Football Club.
Wurzelling, wurzelling, wurzelling free, the bell-ringing Wurzels of Pompey are we.
by iwys July 24, 2007
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Doctor Wurzel

1. A character from the Gorillaz autobiography, Rise Of The Ogre, who stole the winnebago from Murdoc.

2. A term used to describe a scary, male deputy head teacher who somewhat resembles a paedophile.
1. Doctor Wurzel stole the effing winne. Lets go kill him!

2. Uhoh, Doctor Wurzel has just locked that girl in his office!
by Tazar The Yoot March 25, 2007
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wurzel face

someone with a gigantic beard resembling pubic hair
God! Look at Wurzel Face over there! thats so disgusting that i pooped myself!
by andy richens November 7, 2006
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wurzel

A wurzel is a farming bumpkin from the little Hampshire village of Portsmouth.
A straw-chewing wurzel: Ize a right pompey dinlo ize is.
by City lad August 13, 2008
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wurtzality

being so awesome that everyone loves you so much
john just did all my homework for me and he hit a game winner in the bball game!
he has so much wurtzality im so jealous!!
by a sick baller September 2, 2009
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