wtf

What one would say if some dude wearing tight pink clothes and roller skates was sitting on a bench on 42nd street in the middle of New York.

wtf is wrong with you!?!

by JoKeR December 27, 2003

wtf

Usually misunderstood as "what the fuck", real purpose of this word is to welcome guests in Finland, "Welcome to Finland"

David: Nice to meet you, and wtf.
John: What? I'm leaving.

by David Odd December 30, 2010

wtf

1. An acronym for 'What the fuck' Cover Up: 'We're too fat'
2. What you would say when you wake up on a Thursday morning on a ferris wheel in the Iowa state fair wearing nothing but a toga and carrying a ukelele.

Dude 1: MAN!!!! WTF!!!!

Dude 1's younger sister: What does WTF mean?

Dude 1: We're too fat

by importantperson January 20, 2008

wtf

MEANS: Where's the fish?

Omg wtf? You were supposed to have it here by noon.

by unknowncitizen March 07, 2007

wtf

two meanings:

1. what the fuck

2. want to fuck

cheryl - ha ha, i like cheese
kimberly - ok, wtf?
cheryl - I AM NOT A LESBIAN, LIKE OMG!

kimberly - i mean what the fuck.
cheryl - oh, ok. i tought you meant want to fuck, lol

by .x<3?x. May 06, 2011

wtf

Stands for...

1. What the fuck

2. Why the face, a school-appropriate way to say 'What the fuck'.

Person 1: Hey, i heard that the guy you like is gay!

Person 2: WTF! What the fuck!

Teacher: NO BAD LANGUAGE!

Person 2: Sorry! Why the face! I really liked him!

by WHY THE FACE! October 27, 2009

wtf

where's the food.

who taped frank?
why's that furry?

you are at a party & you cant find the food :
wtf?

by aniggawidabrain June 10, 2011