Typically a man named Wayne that acts like a d$&k. He is disappointed by the fact that his name has gone out of style and no longer has the “Wild West” appeal it once did in the 60’s. In an attempt to bring Wayner’s are typically short white guys that wear Teva sandals and Rambo headbands. Wayners want to lead the kazoo parade, not simply be in it.
by Kadleader May 26, 2018
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by SlimShady82 November 11, 2021
Get the Waynery mug.Trainers worn by waynesWayne, usually the adidas 3 stripe or Reebok Classics variety in lower class Waynes, Nike Shox in upper class wanabe waynes who can't really be waynes cos they ain't common enough. Often worn with a very blim burned hoody and baseball cap.
Friend: Those are phat trainers Wayne did you get them down the market?
Wayne: Yeh, me mum got 'em, it was dole day yesterday.
Wayne: Yeh, me mum got 'em, it was dole day yesterday.
by sarahsays November 19, 2003
Get the Wayners mug.A Wroner is when an erection is inspired at an inappropriate time or at a time when a person would not expect to have wood. Hence the name "Wroner" (for the layperson, Wrong + Boner= Wroner) For example if one were to get a firm-on while watching two men have sex, or watching a snuff film, or even something non sexual like eating lunch this is considered a wroner.
" Johnny got a wroner watching his sister in her two-piece out by the pool today, classic!"
"Dude when I heard about those people dying on that train, i looked down and to my surprise I had a wroner! I need to see a doctor man"
" Bob you're staring at this man intently with a wroner, down boy down!"
"Dude when I heard about those people dying on that train, i looked down and to my surprise I had a wroner! I need to see a doctor man"
" Bob you're staring at this man intently with a wroner, down boy down!"
by Boogida August 23, 2011
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Well he's awkward sometimes😂 but who cares
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Well he's awkward sometimes😂 but who cares
by geuqbi April 2, 2017
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by Emily Adams February 5, 2020
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