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wooter

another name for a female private part
I would hit that because she has a fat wooter.
by carrie and jessica July 2, 2007
mugGet the wootermug.

wooter

little kid's word for penis
douggy threw a wild pitch that hit sammy in the wooter
by danielwebsterjr April 16, 2010
mugGet the wootermug.

Wooter

John: "aye man let me get one of them WOOTERS"
mike: " damn, i only got 2, can you smoke half of one?"
by NugZ GalorE January 20, 2010
mugGet the Wootermug.

wooter

"woot woot woot."
"stop spaming you fuckin wooter."
by thewootenator November 14, 2009
mugGet the wootermug.

Wooter

A group of people who wear orange shirts and make offensive "hooting" noises while they run in public areas.

Wooters generally make "hooting" noises whilst gesturing in a similar way to the The Circle Game near their face while running at each other.
"Oh look, a group of Wooters..."
"You're joking? Fuck me they're annoying. They're a blight on society with those stupid noises they make - it makes me want to be anywhere but here. I want to go running but they make me want to slit my wrists! If only they were aware that they ruin Parkrun for the majority. Bloody bible bashers"
by Ima B July 8, 2018
mugGet the Wootermug.

Wootering away

To waste investor money on frivolous, social media documented (preferably on a platform where investors can see), luxuries.

To do this right the struggling entrepreneur, who has not made his investors a penny for years, should post photos of something like a $1000 bottle of scotch and caption them with nonchalant phrases like "That kind of night"
Alex is wootering away our hard earned money.
by Siliconvalleysage May 5, 2018
mugGet the Wootering awaymug.

Brandon Wooters

A quiet, off centered dude, with notes of depression and anxiety that worries to much and has a tendency to like things he can't have.
Why are you worrying about the littlest things. you must be Brandon Wooters
by Brandon84 December 14, 2010
mugGet the Brandon Wootersmug.

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