Wooter

Metaphysical place of happiness within the soul, generally triggered by enthusiastic glee
That really tickled your wooter, didn't it?
by Fuckunda September 03, 2017
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Wooter

Slang for penis. A friendly way of referring to your package.
Jeff Gordon: "My wooter is itchy Dale"
Dale Earnhart: "Yeah jeff its because you spent the night with a dirty hooker"
by Expungedd May 27, 2021
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WoOters

Web forum- An exclamation. Usually in the positive. Also a way to salute in the positive.
I just got a huge turbo! WoOters!
WoOters to you sir!
by R.M. November 25, 2004
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Wooter

John: "aye man let me get one of them WOOTERS"
mike: " damn, i only got 2, can you smoke half of one?"
by NugZ GalorE January 20, 2010
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Wooter

A group of people who wear orange shirts and make offensive "hooting" noises while they run in public areas.

Wooters generally make "hooting" noises whilst gesturing in a similar way to the The Circle Game near their face while running at each other.
"Oh look, a group of Wooters..."
"You're joking? Fuck me they're annoying. They're a blight on society with those stupid noises they make - it makes me want to be anywhere but here. I want to go running but they make me want to slit my wrists! If only they were aware that they ruin Parkrun for the majority. Bloody bible bashers"
by Ima B July 09, 2018
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Brandon Wooters

A quiet, off centered dude, with notes of depression and anxiety that worries to much and has a tendency to like things he can't have.
Why are you worrying about the littlest things. you must be Brandon Wooters
by Brandon84 December 13, 2010
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Wootering away

To waste investor money on frivolous, social media documented (preferably on a platform where investors can see), luxuries.

To do this right the struggling entrepreneur, who has not made his investors a penny for years, should post photos of something like a $1000 bottle of scotch and caption them with nonchalant phrases like "That kind of night"
by Siliconvalleysage February 12, 2018
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