wooden pc

A term often used in relation to loading screens in gaming. Describes a players loadtime as being very slow.

Ah man, you've got a wooden pc or what?

by kaygeecee July 1, 2011

does howdy doody have wooden balls

A phrase used to express the answer is yes.

You wanna get high man?

Does Howdy Doody have wooden Balls man?

by Walletto January 11, 2012

Woolknots

The little balls of twisted hair that develope in your bumhair

I kept trying to get comfortable in the buisness meeting ,but was completly distracted due to too many woolknots

by SBH November 9, 2006

woolant

1) noun used when referring to a vagina with an offensive scent. also known as a woolybooger.
2) term used to describe a person place or thing that resembles an unkempt snatch or behaves in a vajay like manner.

"that girl's woolant was unforgivable"

"come on, sarah, don't be a woolant."

by mffffffff September 28, 2009

Wholeness

Being complete and not all divided

There is a wholeness you feel in life when you don't cheat at thing's

by TheShockest1 August 19, 2014

Wooden philosopher

A person that tells you strong opinions they have despite knowing nothing of the topic: translation from the Bulgarian phrase (дървен философ)

My dad fell asleep in the beginning of the movie but he is a wooden philosopher and said he hated it.

by JPFROMNAPLES January 6, 2019

wooden pussy

Derived from the Italian: sei figa de legno - You've got a pole up your arse. (Literally translates as you have a wooden pussy). A frigid woman, stuck-up, in terms of refusing sex.

"Don't take any wooden pussy" that can be heard at the end of the 1979 movie "The Wanderers" by Philip Kaufman.

Girl: that chick is hot.
Guy: I guess, but she looks like she has a wooden pussy.

by Marcuse Treichler July 26, 2012