Jolliffe - "So you get any last night?"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"
Graham - "Yeah, I was stroking the wookie"
Jolliffe - "Aww mate you should tell her to shave"
by Bond & Tinkham January 1, 2011
Get the Stroking the Wookie mug.When a wook has been on festival tour, not showering, sleeping on the ground and acting as a garbage can for drugs and sexual partners, a virus cesspool begins to fester on them, particularly in the dread region of their body. Over the festival season, the viruses on them all grow and combine to develop into a super virus called the wook flu. When a normal concert goer comes into contact with it, they will become deathly ill around 3-4 days after the show. Typically, symptoms include the worst sore throat, aches and headache one has ever felt, which causes the infected person to be bed ridden for up to a week. The only cure is soup, Netflix and the strongest over the counter flu meds one can procure, but a trip to the doctor or emergency room to get antibiotics is not out of the question and is in fact quite common. Unfortunately, a wook flu cure has not been discovered yet, so please plan accordingly if you start feeling ill and have a more experienced concert goer on hand near by to help with your treatment shall you succumb to this terrible virus.
I think she got the wook flu after the three night Phish run at SPAC. We won't be seeing her for a week.
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The Pussy Wookie is large and powerful but strikingly handsome male currently residing in NZ.
He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"
He is known for being a ladies man and an avid fisherman whose expertise in the bedroom is unrivaled. It has been scientifically proven that he can bring both men and women to climax simply by humming at their genitals from a short distance. He is also regarded highly among science fiction fans for first coining the pick up line "I can't fly a spaceship, but I can eat you out"
Tony McNutz: Dude, I just saw that girl go home with the Pussy Wookie!"
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.
Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....
Chi Chi Gonzalez: Man, he is going to do things to her that a bush pig wouldn't do to a mango.
Young Hottie: Whats that smell babe?
Pussy Wookie: You know sweetheart, there are only two things that smell like fish and one of them is fish.....
by Tony McNutz June 8, 2015
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Yesterday Matt said something so fucking woodtistic that it actually gave me a boner, why matt, why...
by Woodyyyyyyyyyyyyyy May 31, 2018
Get the Woodtistic mug.Half-cocked former middle-class dude who was a stoner in high school, discovered shrooms at a camping festival in college and has since decided to live as a nearly homeless walking tarot card. Like if The Fool jumped off the cliff and landed in a mushroom patch.
He's emotionally stunted; probably hates his dad for some perceived slight like say, asking him to do something with his life other than donation-based drug parties. He's sexually reckless with only a tenuous enough grasp on nonmonogamy to use it to be a slut. Into tantra but not condoms.
Supported Bernie but would rather watch the government collapse so ultimately sat out the whole election, "the moon landing was faked, bruh," anti-vaxxer, some kind of vegan/orthorexic eater but his abs only look good because of all the coke he does.
Instead of hosting intelligent discourse he likes to ask "highly philosophical" questions as a means of deflection, but his arguments can be knocked down with simple logic. He refuses to partake in society, because he sees through the bullshit, but in reality he's almost totally ignorant.
He'll seduce you with talks of sacred geometry and if he's the calmer type, demonstrations of acro yoga. For all the talk of intimacy, spirituality, and human connection, he just grunts on top of you like any other dudebro you've made the mistake of fucking.
Basically a very dirty and confused cross between the shittiest art student in the program and a standard hard-partying college dude.
He's emotionally stunted; probably hates his dad for some perceived slight like say, asking him to do something with his life other than donation-based drug parties. He's sexually reckless with only a tenuous enough grasp on nonmonogamy to use it to be a slut. Into tantra but not condoms.
Supported Bernie but would rather watch the government collapse so ultimately sat out the whole election, "the moon landing was faked, bruh," anti-vaxxer, some kind of vegan/orthorexic eater but his abs only look good because of all the coke he does.
Instead of hosting intelligent discourse he likes to ask "highly philosophical" questions as a means of deflection, but his arguments can be knocked down with simple logic. He refuses to partake in society, because he sees through the bullshit, but in reality he's almost totally ignorant.
He'll seduce you with talks of sacred geometry and if he's the calmer type, demonstrations of acro yoga. For all the talk of intimacy, spirituality, and human connection, he just grunts on top of you like any other dudebro you've made the mistake of fucking.
Basically a very dirty and confused cross between the shittiest art student in the program and a standard hard-partying college dude.
by Secretagentblaire May 13, 2019
Get the wook mug.A market place and individual vendors that follow around large music festivals or jam band tours. These individuals sell items, such as t-shirts, food, beer, and souvenirs to concert goers to support themselves while they travel around to various shows. It is not uncommon to sell illegal items, such as Ketamine or Molly, at these shows. Generally these individuals can be defined as wooks due to their unkempt appearances.
I was a a GIANT EDM music festival and instead of buying a Tame Impala T-Shirt at a licensed vendor, I bought one from some wook in the parking lot. I supported the wook economy!!
by Senor Dank Nugs September 15, 2021
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