wookt 

woo-KT - an adjective similar to the feeling of being "a little high", but you want to get so fucking astronomically blazed, you transcend to space. and if you're lucky, to infinity and beyond.

"he was really quite wookt right now for he had smoken naught a many a blunt-just one-for his usual fag was too boring for his exquisite, british tastes." -loser-alert
"dude, what the fuck did you just say?" -every random person to see this

wookt by gigantis_Debilitation December 6, 2024

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? 

What you say at a council meeting when the Separatists invade Kashyyyk

“What about the droid attack on the Wookies?”- Ki-Adi-Mundi

What about the droid attack on the Wookies? by despacito 7 June 27, 2018

Wook origami 

Origami objects made by wooks.

Such items include: a dollar bill rolled into a drug spoon with an adjustable size scoop, a bill rolled into an envelope to store drugs safely, etc.

I'ma have to touch up on my wook origami before the next festival. I'm rusty.

Wook origami by TheTallestPsychonaut March 16, 2022

pookie wookie elfie bear 

An endearing term to give to your lover.

I love my pookie wookie elfie bear more than anything!

pookie wookie elfie bear by ilovechucknorris February 28, 2011

wootah 

its like water but british

hey can i have some wootah
yeah i will give you your water

wootah by carnono August 10, 2020

wookiee sledge 

(Noun): short for "wookiee sledgehammer"; another term for an incredibly, almost unbelievably, large erect penis. Is so named due to the fact that its hardness and size could theoretically allow the owner (wookiee OR human) to use it as a sledgehammer.

"Why is that guy bleeding and screaming?"

"He just got smashed in the head with that guy's wookiee sledge."

wookiee sledge by Steve & Mark March 6, 2007

wookiee life day is canceled

A way of saying there are no drugs without incriminating yourself.

From the fictional Star Wars holiday of the same name, in which every three years wookiees consume hallucinogenic orga root in order to commune with the tree of life. If none of the drug is available, the wookiee elders cancel the celebration for that year.

Alice: Did you get the stuff for the party?
Bob: No, Dave was all out. Wookiee life day is canceled.

wookiee life day is canceled by Boboli December 28, 2013