Wooed

To charm or impress someone

Johnny wooed Jane with his erotic dancing and giant cock.

by 🐺 September 27, 2018

Wooded Up

Fucking aroused

You my bitch Scarlet got me wooded up so i sucked her dick

by DIRTY BOLLOCKS June 23, 2017

tiger wooded

To be abused by a female companion for cheating

Me: why yu got black eye
Don P: got tiger wooded by my missus when she saw the text message from the air hostess...damn it hurts!

by z-murda December 8, 2009

Woofer Therapy

The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously

I'm having a bad day. I need some woofer therapy to get through

by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021

woofermeat

Woofermeat is meat that can be used to feed your woofer. i.e. Songs that have heavy bass lines that can be used to make both you and your sub-woofer feel happy and satisfied.

Woofermeat is woofermeat, if they make more of it, i'll feed my woofer.

by RasTaFaRi-EvrLivin-EvrFaithfu July 27, 2011

Woofadiddle

The process of eating the fart bubble that comes to the surface of your bath water.

I was in the bath last night and felt the urge to woofadiddle after the pot of chili I made.

by Jungle-Recon September 2, 2020

Woofen

The alternative to the holy word amen but in a furrier way. Join our cult and lets embrace the great ways of Woosus, Woofen I tell you my children, Woofen.

--The great doge god priest--

Woofen brother, Woofen.

Basically just replace it with amen.

by "okke" March 21, 2022