Woodcock

Someone who gives inappropriate sex advice to underage kids.

You told that little boy to not wear condoms when having sex? Dude, you're such a woodcock!

by SomeoneResponsible April 13, 2010

woodcock

come on wood and cock in the same name what needs to be said

wood hard and funny cock funny and hard woodcock

by pdx drinkers August 3, 2006

Woodcock

pretty much a god. a bran d on woodcock is not only great in the sack, but he carries a large pecker to boost. he also is a loving man and will make you laugh your arse off

i was over at my buddys house the other day and all i could hear was his girl moaning all night..... he is such a bran d on woodcock

by samsungsinger45 January 6, 2012

Woodcock

The sort of person who at a party whilst alone on a landing might flash about their small dick

"Look, that guy has a bit of a woodcock""Well at least he hasn't got it out on the landing....oh....he has"

by Bentall May 12, 2008

Woodcock

When a jewish women cant think of answer and just blurts out anything.

Laura totally woodcocked that question.

by Zeus442 November 20, 2020

Woodcock Complex

Where two people do the same action, however one person is attractive and one is unattractive. The action from the attractive is seen as cute and funny, where as it is seen as weird or creepy via the unattractive.

"Mike slapped her butt, and she thought it was funny. So did I, but now I have a restraining order"
"Looks like a bit of a woodcock complex, mate"

by DaTominator7 June 28, 2016

Woodcock-Johnson

A test of cognitive ability often given to special-ed students. It's funny because its entire name consists of three slang terms for the penis.

A: "I have to take the Woodcock-Johnson test of achievement."
B: *giggles*

by Anonymous938743 July 20, 2010