wonkus

A man's penis that exceeds one's comprehension in both length and girth. Typically pulsating and bursting at the seams due to its inconceivable size.

What kinds of things do you do for fun?
I am a big fan of stroking my wonkus.

You all better duck, because I am going to turn around and I don't want to smack you with my wonkus.

by Austness May 1, 2016

Wongus

Wongus is a monkey that has fled from its owner and has bathed in a hot spring, to later find its gorilla father then its father gets killed by a huge gorilla called king coupon. you can recognize a Wongus by its normal sound " alialiaaaaaa"

I wonder if that monkey is a Wongus.

by Lord Bergvall69 January 17, 2019

Bingus Wongus

The Monkey God

The Bingus Wongus is the ruler of all apes

by HotMenLikeGage69 January 19, 2022

wennus

mean an Band, Wennus Band of Brazil, Heavy/Thrash Metal.

I went in Wennus Show.

by Cyclops Wennus November 13, 2007

Wonfused

It's the ultimate state of confusion an individual can reach. To the point where they can not spell the word confusion correctly.

Person 1: I'm coming to chat... one sec
Person 2: See now it's a simple fix after you have explained it.
Person 1: hahaha... no, I was wonfused. my bad!

by PirateDucky April 13, 2009

wonpus

a walrus lookin ass terf

jk rowling is a wonpus.

by dozyapples June 12, 2020

Wonpus

-Homophobe that secretly like to lick the same genders bellybutton
-A walrus looking ass terf

J.K Rowling is a wonpus

by Shadow 2005 June 12, 2020