Wonky Swan

Street name for Ketamine, horse (and swan) tranquilliser. Term used primarily by those who are tripping their nuts off. side effects include being a general fuck up.

mum doesn't even know how much wonky swan he's had

by scrotdoctor September 16, 2010

wonkyjawed

Anything unbalanced, askew, off-kilter or crooked.

"After I sat on my new sunglasses they were all wonkyjawed."

by Staci Rogert, *"PINKIE"* November 21, 2014

wonky eye

one eye that looks totally different from the other, especially in photographs of celebutards.

"in every picture i've ever seen of paris hilton, it looks like her wonky eye is trying to eat her face."

by westweird ho December 6, 2006

wonkey noodle

Slang for flacid male penis, usually due to drinking too much whiskey.

"Dude, did you hear? Baber got wonkey noodle after that party last night and his wife kicked him out!"

by Mead Bayer November 5, 2006

wonky

not right, odd

Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

Wonkey Eye

when someone smiles and one eye is incredibly and noticably bigger than the other.

Katie's wonkey eye is off the hook.

by Pete Shmooterson May 21, 2007

wanklympics

An event held every four years for the keen young wankers of every nation.

'This is a report form the Barcelona Wanklympics.'

'How does it feel to have won the gold medal for the 100 wanks?'
'The competition was very stiff but I held my own! Pass the tissues mate!'

by TommyTosspot March 28, 2009