wonk

To describe something that isn't quite right, slightly off or not working properly

That picture is on the wonk/ the minigun is on the wonk/ my brains are on the wonk. Originates from darkest, most remote parts of Suffolk (u.k) where everyone and everything is said to be'on the wonk'.And with very good reason.

by chris January 16, 2004

wonk

to have a wank and walk at the same time

fuck this im off for a wonk

by Tony Tibbs aka Tony Watson March 07, 2008

wonk

1. (noun) One who is in any kind of intoxicating state. One who is not sober.

2. (verb) wonked/wonking - One who is injesting legal/illegal substances, which result in an intoxicating effect on the body.

3. (adjective) wonky - One who is acting out of charcter due to the consumption of legal/illegal substances.

I just drank that whole fifth of Bacardi and I am so wonked.

Billy just did like fifty lines of coke and he's acting pretty damn wonky.

Youre quite the wonk.

by Jess Sandy pants November 17, 2006

wonk

Someone who professes to know a lot about something although they have no real-world qualifications. Used most often in regards to politics. It may be a well-schooled person, but one who has no real-world experience. I don't know why this is on UrbanDictionary since it's already in Webster's.

"The President is heading toward war despite protests among the political wonks."

"Even the most enlightened music wonks still can't understand why rap is a $100 billion industry."

by Ramblin Man August 27, 2004

wonk

a skinny, lanky bastard who thinks he is big, but he is small, weak, pigeon chested and a pussy.

O Boy wonk has his shirt off again.

by Tongue and the Crew of C4 February 03, 2005

wonk

To hit someone on the head, but in a non-hostile more childish fashion.

The boy got wonked on the head by his girlfriend for saying pussy.

by Scott August 28, 2004

wonk

A term made up by intellectuals to label thier immense knowledge of a subject. Really, its just another word used by intellectuals so they can massage thier ego, among other things, in a group setting.

I am such a policy wonk. If you like, I can wonk you off while we talk policy.

by habracadabra May 15, 2008