wonk 

an expert -- often used in a derogatory way, as in someone who fixates on the minutae of an issue or a problem.

Did you hear Kerry's speech last night? No one wants to listen to a policy wonk for 2 hours.

wonk by saeculum August 25, 2004

WONK 

An incredibly stupid ass name that American University in Washington, DC decided to waste millions of dollars trademarking. The true definition of the word is unknown. It is also unknown whether it is an acronym or an actual word. Overall, American University wasted their money trademarking a word their own students don't know the meaning to.

Student 1: See that kid over there?
Student 2: Yea, in the WONK T-shirt?
Student 1: Yea, what a stupid shirt.
Student 2: Yea.. what does WONK even mean?
Student 1: Hell if I know.
Student 2: Fuckin AU

WONK by AUstudent August 31, 2010

wonK 

Founded by the incredible multi-international musician, Tiny Tim on his death bed on 30th November 1996. The term wonK isn't just a word, it's a way of life. All the courageous men and women who follow the wonK know that it means absolute pureness, sheer strength and grit determination. This way of life is not to be used without passion and only a small handful will have achieved absolute wonKness. WonKers are United.

WonK is a far too powerful word to be used as an example, it is sacred.

wonK by Tiny Tim 123 September 4, 2012

wonk 

wonk is a term for masterbation in internet chat sites

hi there muffin what shall we do today

well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk

wonk by ya muffin June 9, 2011

wonk 

a nerd, someone really knowledgeable about a certain topic, someone who studies a lot

That guy is a real policy wonk

wonk by Al August 27, 2004

wonk 

Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.

She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.

My mum caught me having a wonk.

wonk by DJ Jaybee August 26, 2004

wonk 

1) The word 'know' spelled backwards.

Used to describe the talking heads on TV news shows who pretend to be experts.

2) A know-it-all

That AlGore is such a wonk, he says that he invented the internet.

wonk by saxpoet August 27, 2004