Wonderdad 

Bland ass, milquetoast, self-nominated father of the year whose indoor-kids think he's Superman because he lets them skip acapella practice on family board game night.

You changed a diaper? Congratulations, wonderdad. Tell your wife I said, "what's up."

Wonderdad by TurboSexaphonic October 11, 2018

wonderbread 

a term for those of the Caucasian race; in common usage by the members of the african american persuasion. Carries with it a derrogatory nature. (implied cracker, honkey, chalky, or in the strictest terms : whitey)

Hey wonderbread get the fuck off my 68 impala, shit's got hydro's mother fucker.

wonderbread by Matt February 24, 2004

winter wonderhell 

The Mid-Atlantic snowpocalypse of February 2010.

Day five of the Mid-Atlantic snowmaggedeon had become a living winter wonderhell for Gertrude.

winter wonderhell by Snow Demon February 10, 2010

wonderbread wop 

A person of Italian descent who acts extremely white and/or even worse; redneck. These people are not at all proud to be descended from a Latin people and in fact wish they could be of full Nordic, Germanic, or Anglo Saxon descent. The vast majority of them can't even pronounce their own names.

That nigga Mikey is a str8 wonderbread wop!

wonderbread wop by Yaint007 December 18, 2018

wonderbread 

A white guy.

I got called "wonderbread" by a group of holligans last night.

wonderbread by Vegas March 28, 2003

go work at wonderbread 

A phrase you tell someone who has been out of work for a while. You need to follow this phrase up by saying "because you are the best loafer in town" or "you can make a lot of doe working there."

"You are so fucken lazy! Why don't you go work at wonderbread; be a professional loafer there instead of in my living room."

go work at wonderbread by old man withers November 11, 2006

wonderweave 

To exceed the maximum amount of weave products in one's head to the point that the beauty supply is put out of business. Commonlly found amongst females who don't know that 12 bags of kinekolon is really enough. Also associated with females who believe in mixing 2 completely different textures of hair or have been led to believe that mixing braids, AND tracks of YAKI Perm in 1 head is REALLY OK. This does not exclude those females who believe that fingerwaving your "do" into a impossible 10 inch formation is tha "Bomb". Basically any hairdo that causes some oberserver to "Wonder" what tha hell that female was thinking.

Keisha was so proud of her wonderweave combo of braids and tracks, she was thinking bout hittin tha club.

wonderweave by hotenuf13 March 31, 2008