wonderweave 

The point at which your weave is no longer PHLY, or PHRESH. It is at a point during which your weave is indescribe-able, because it is simply too fantastic. The tracks are laid neatly and phabulously, while coniditioned to the perfect extent. At this point of the weave-ular process, it is necessary to go to Wonderweaves, the best weave shop in town.

MY GOODNESS, YOUR WEAVE LOOKS PHRESH, IT'S A WONDERWEAVE!

wonderweave by wonderwave2 November 30, 2010

wonderweave 

To exceed the maximum amount of weave products in one's head to the point that the beauty supply is put out of business. Commonlly found amongst females who don't know that 12 bags of kinekolon is really enough. Also associated with females who believe in mixing 2 completely different textures of hair or have been led to believe that mixing braids, AND tracks of YAKI Perm in 1 head is REALLY OK. This does not exclude those females who believe that fingerwaving your "do" into a impossible 10 inch formation is tha "Bomb". Basically any hairdo that causes some oberserver to "Wonder" what tha hell that female was thinking.

Keisha was so proud of her wonderweave combo of braids and tracks, she was thinking bout hittin tha club.

wonderweave by hotenuf13 March 31, 2008

wonderware

Particularly stunning undies.

me: I would lik.e to buy some wonderware for my mistrees
Undies shop keeper: What type?
me: Something slinky, and sexy with openings and such; The type my wife would never wear!

wonderware by Loafer April 29, 2004

Wonderwellers 

People who become overly filled with wonder at small uncomplicated things (usually something you wouldnt wonder about)

Also associated with people who are uneducated in how things work or are made, Causing an unnecessary amount of wonder.

Person 1:Why does Susy have that look on her face?

Person 2:I dont know its just a ________

Person 1:I hate Wonderwellers like her

Wonderwellers by !?Bacon?! May 27, 2010

Wonderbeaned 

When someone gets destroyed in a powerful or unexpected manner. To be utterly obliterated and use unconventional vocabulary to describe it.

Yo, this nibba got utterly wonderbeaned when he was in prison.

Wow. Fricking beaned.

Wonderbeaned by Dr. Flat Soda February 22, 2018