Women's Rights Day

Women's Rights Day is celebrated on April 17 in Gabon, This holiday is observed with memorial services for Rose Francine Rogombé and by participating in events that advocate for women’s causes. On social media, the hashtag #WomensRightsDay is often used to spread the word about this holiday.

Jimmy: Wtf its Women's Rights Day!?
Chad: What?
Jimmy: Yeah it says its Women's Rights Day on the 17th of April.
Chad: That "holiday" is only celebrated in Gabon you fucking retard.
Jimmy: Oh.

by I know everything you retard April 17, 2022

Rainy Day Women #12 & 35

1. A Dylan song often associated with Marijuana use for many reasons i.e. 'everybody must get stoned', and 12X35=420; it could also be associated with alienation, or just literally getting stoned.

while listening to rainy day women #12 & 35, we realized that Everybody must get stoned!!!!!!!!!

by dgbrown April 8, 2008

National short haired womens day

August 8th is the day celebrating the god given gift that is short haired women

Dude1: Man did you know that tomorrow is National short haired womens day?

Dude2: Hell yeah!

by blungoid June 17, 2023

Respect your Women Day

Men have to cook, clean and watch the kids while mom drinks.

Man- sorry, can't go out tonight, it's Respect your Women day... I'm cleaning and cooking so my women can get wasted.

by Jamjen March 27, 2017

National disrespect women day

Celebrated on August 10th,
Today nobody has to respect a woman or treat them special.

Person A: Dude, that girl is so pretty
Person B: Bro it's National Disrespect Women day
Person A: My bad, she truly looks terrible

by SerbianLoser August 10, 2022

trans women appreciation day

13th june, day you should appreciate trans women on

hey are you going to appreciate any trans women since its 13th of june aka trans women appreciation day?

by PolishKitKat June 11, 2024

International Women's Day

Observed on March 8. Daring women celebrate this day by boldly wearing a strap-on dildo and pegging their male partners right in the ass, symbolizing the fight against patriarchy, triumph over toxic masculinity and progress in gender equality. Redefining masculinity as an act of male empowerment, forward-thinking men confront their male ego by bending over and spreading their ass like true feminist allies.

Woman: Bend on your knees and take it like a man. It's International Women's Day.
Man: My ass is all yours.

by ModernCreek March 6, 2024