Jane: Hey Nance, are you finished with all your work?
Nancy: Yeah, but I'm going to start tomorrow's work so I can be ahead of everything.

Jane: Oh my god, you're such a woker.

Woker by whatsamatterwityou June 1, 2011

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Woker-than-thou

Someone who believes to be more "woke" than the average population. This person always tried to dominate a conversation and ridicule opposing viewpoints. His views are the smartest and the most ethical. Any attempt to make him or her see a different point of view would be a sign of willful ignorance.

Stop acting so woker-than-thou! You don't have the answer to the world's problems.

Woker-than-thou by Fed-upmillenial30 July 11, 2020

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Wokender

A portmanteau of woke and weekender.

A person who spends the whole of Saturday trolling and shouting down with vile abuse, everyone and everything they do not agree with, and then using the whole of Sunday trying to cancel any opposition to their views.

I posted those parents letting their feral kid run riot in the restaurant, and some Wokender trolled the shit out of it.

Wokender by Middle-class Vigilante January 21, 2021

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Woked up

The feeling one gets when they have an SJW epiphany and become extremely overzealous about spreading their wokeness. As in "worked up" for woke people.

"Did you hear about Suzie going nuts on that guy who made a joke about that tranny?"

"Yeah! She was getting really woked up about it!"

Woked up by MmFooFoo February 14, 2019

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