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Misty Woggish 

Jovial term initially used to describe a man or woman of African origin, having just woken up and thus possessing a 'misty' look, with swollen lips, eyes, cheeks, and other effects on facial areas. Also acting with short temper and irritation, probably from the annoyance of being woken up from a pleasant slumber. Now used to describe all creeds/races.
"Don't have a go at me! Look at you all misty woggish."
Misty Woggish by George Payne April 10, 2008
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A form of racism but only offensive to wogs
Eg "Wanna hear a woggist joke? How many wogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 to do it and 9 to tell him how to do it"
Woggist by tbonetom12 November 13, 2016
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wogified 

A house or car which is altered to conform with a different ethnic style which is really out of place. Usually people doing this are completely unaware of how bad it is. Older generations are bad at this and this makes their children mad.
Someone put purple fluff on my GT Fords dashboard as a joke....boy is this car wogified. Mario put big white Corinthian columns each side of his front door...That nice house is ruined, it has been wogified.
wogified by Kinko Jnr October 15, 2019
When a person does not run, they have a pace in between a run and walk. This resulting in WOGGING.
I do not run, I do not walk, I do go wogging everyday.
wogging by WoggingGirl November 26, 2013
Combination of walking and jogging. Exercise for someone who can't quite commit to jogging, but wants to feel like they are doing more than just walking.
"Going jogging after work today?"
"Well, I walk a little and then jog a little, so really I'm going wogging after work."
"You're hilarious. Let's make out."
Wogging by Grady Styles January 15, 2009
A baby with curly hair and knows how to dubsmash dance.
That baby really is a wogi
Wogi by Carcarlovesyou1400 March 16, 2019
Exactly like logic except the female version which uses exactly zero percent logic.
Although it made sense in Cassandra's mind, the group could recognize she was using wogic again.
Wogic by TheGuySmiling November 29, 2019